jonathan butz

“Hydrogen is a colourless, odorless gas, which if left alone in large enough quantities, for long enough, will begin to think about itself.”

Addict: a woman who walks into a Starbucks already holding a Starbucks cup.

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends.
-Baltasar Gracian

The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the past, only far more expensive.
-John Sladek

I stand by all the misstatements that I’ve made.
-Dan Quayle

Talent hits a target no one else can hit; genius hits a target no one else can see.
-Arthur Schopenhauer

I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as the next guy.
-Richard Feynman

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people’s.
-Oscar Wilde

Irrigation of the land with seawater desalinated by fusion power is ancient.
It’s called ‘rain’.
-Michael McClary