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AOL Users Still Best and Brightest

December 14th, 2004 No comments

As evidenced by what they search for, it can be safely deduced that AOL users are still the best.

Top AOL Search Terms for 2004:
1 horoscopes
2 lyrics
3 hairstyles
4 foreclosures
5 salaries
6 cheats
7 codes
8 jobs
9 tattoos
10 IRS

In case you too are an AOL user, it’s www.irs.gov.

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Lava lamp kills sober dude

November 30th, 2004 No comments

Heating sealed fluid containers (like soup cans or, say, lava lamps) on the stove is a bad idea, asĀ this guy shows.

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Weakening dollar

November 8th, 2004 No comments

Two more issues essentially ignored by both candidates (because they’re too complicated for voters?), our massive trade and budget deficits, have pushed the dollar to a new low against seemingly more reliable currencies.

For the foreseeable future, travel and adventure will cost 50% more than just four years ago.

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Election results by county

November 6th, 2004 No comments

Elevation indicates population density; note the heavy correlation between bumpage and blueness. Oh…and I keep hearing about ‘red states’ and ‘blue states’. There’s a whole lotta purple out there…

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Kerry loses

November 3rd, 2004 No comments

After running the worst presidential campaign since Al Gore, Kerry surprises the nation by losing.

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