jonathan butz » Humor?

Graham Champan’s Funeral

Jonathan — Sat, 24 Apr 2010 19:57:03 +0000

Grammar in your daily life

Jonathan — Mon, 05 Apr 2010 13:17:42 +0000

Thanks, Al.

‘The Lorax’ summary

Jonathan — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 02:07:00 +0000

Library of Congress summary for ‘The Lorax’ by Dr. Seuss:

SUMMARY: The Once-ler describes the results of the local pollution problem.

Bobby MeFerrin conducts an audience

Jonathan — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 18:44:05 +0000

World Science Festival 2009: Bobby McFerrin Demonstrates the Power of the Pentatonic Scale from World Science Festival on Vimeo.

On gaming

Jonathan — Tue, 20 Dec 2005 19:19:30 +0000

If we hit that bull’s-eye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
-Zapp Brannigan (Futurama)

Rumors are circulating that Futurama may be resurrected in response to DVD sales, making Futurama the second series to require resurrection because Fox executives haven’t a clue.

Nerd joke

Jonathan — Mon, 12 Dec 2005 13:39:40 +0000

Fig Newton: The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.
-J. Hart

Oh that Australian Army…

Jonathan — Thu, 08 Sep 2005 14:34:20 +0000

[IMG]http://img311.imageshack.us/img311/586/armyorders0oh.jpg[/IMG]

Spring = Snowman Apocalypse

Jonathan — Tue, 15 Mar 2005 01:21:56 +0000

Oh man…

Jonathan — Mon, 14 Mar 2005 22:57:49 +0000

John Stewart makes me smile

Jonathan — Mon, 28 Feb 2005 07:30:58 +0000

“If you want a fun drinking game, chug a beer every time you hear the phrase ‘contentious but futile protest vote by democrats’. By the time Jeb Bush is elected president, you’ll be so wasted you won’t even notice the war in Syria.”
-John Stewart