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‘The Lorax’ summary
Library of Congress summary for ‘The Lorax’ by Dr. Seuss:
SUMMARY: The Once-ler describes the results of the local pollution problem.
Bobby MeFerrin conducts an audience
On gaming
If we hit that bull’s-eye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
-Zapp Brannigan (Futurama)
Rumors are circulating that Futurama may be resurrected in response to DVD sales, making Futurama the second series to require resurrection because Fox executives haven’t a clue.
Nerd joke
Fig Newton: The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.
-J. Hart
Oh that Australian Army…
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John Stewart makes me smile
“If you want a fun drinking game, chug a beer every time you hear the phrase ‘contentious but futile protest vote by democrats’. By the time Jeb Bush is elected president, you’ll be so wasted you won’t even notice the war in Syria.”
-John Stewart

