jonathan butz

Thanks, Al.

Library of Congress summary for ‘The Lorax’ by Dr. Seuss:

SUMMARY: The Once-ler describes the results of the local pollution problem.

World Science Festival 2009: Bobby McFerrin Demonstrates the Power of the Pentatonic Scale from World Science Festival on Vimeo.

If we hit that bull’s-eye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
-Zapp Brannigan (Futurama)

Rumors are circulating that Futurama may be resurrected in response to DVD sales, making Futurama the second series to require resurrection because Fox executives haven’t a clue.

Fig Newton: The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.
-J. Hart

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“If you want a fun drinking game, chug a beer every time you hear the phrase ‘contentious but futile protest vote by democrats’. By the time Jeb Bush is elected president, you’ll be so wasted you won’t even notice the war in Syria.”
-John Stewart