jonathan butz

After running the worst presidential campaign since Al Gore, Kerry surprises the nation by losing.

Good things come in small packages.
Good things come to those who wait.
So, if you’re waiting for a small
package, that must *really* be sweet.
-Wiley

source: http://www.ruminate.com

Apparently, microwaves make for many unsafe (and scientific) activities. And if you’re too cool for science, you can watch videos of others having fun. Also grape plasma.

Low rider thread: some pretty, some gaudy, some with ladies.

This one really bounces.

When you’re buying new clothes, always
ask the salesman, “Do you have anything
that isn’t so ugly?” You never know,
they might keep that stuff in the back.
-Anthony Myers

source: http://www.ruminate.com

Last night, I saw the best thing since South Park: Drawn Together.

A cast of mismatched cartoon and video game characters, each a fantastic parody in its own right, find themselves doing the real-world thing with hysterical results.

In episode one, the chubby 20′s sex symbol cartoon (ala Betty Boop) made a move on the ultra-gay video adventurer always on a quest to save his ‘girlfriend’ (ala Link from The Legend of Zelda), got rejected (of course), and degenerated into the evil sociopathic member of the household; the never-met-a-black-person-who-wasn’t-a-servant Princess (ala Diskey) has already made out with the never-met-a-racist-hotter-than-life black girl (while they sing a Disney-esque musical number about tongues); and the tiny yellow japanime half-rabbit half-whatever battle monster has already challenged the chubby 20′s sex symbol to an ultra-flashy seizure-inducing sub-titled fight to the death.

Who knows how long they’ll be able to keep this going, but it’s off to a roaring start: Preview/summary